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Dominos michael

Michael, the pizza guy.


Pizza[]

The only food that Phijkchus will ever eat is the one and only sacred Dominos pizza. Since the birth of the first Phijkchu, they have been sighted often using one hand to eat pizza and the other to find exactly five red gems, which they use to buy more pizza that costs 18 purple gems, but they have also been seen in the wild using the other hand to type in chat. It is well known that Phijkchu picnic whenever they are disturbed, stressed, left alone, yelled at, agitated, or sad. In the case of a picnic, pizza is thrown about wildly until the Phijkchu are pleased.