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Phijkchu_Slowbro[]

(PUT YOUR STORY HERE)

This is the story of Crocomunce and the day care. By Phijkchu_Slowbro
Finally the day had come.... *Rawbnique shed a tear*
Rawbnique: Crocomunche.....
I'm sorry buddy.... You have been a good friend.... In a long time now....
You were one of the first pokemon i ever caught.... But i just cant....
I just cant train you anymore!....
Here you go old lady....
Day care keeper: Why thank you little black girl.
Your Vivillon will be stronger in no time.
Rawbnique: Dafuq you said to me bitch!
Day care keeper: Oh so you wanna fig....!
Quaklin': FARFETCH'D! FAR FAR FETCH'D FAR!
Bobhigs: Fletchinder!
Rawbnique: Yeah i'm sorry Bob....
Thanks for that Quaklin'
Day care keeper: I'm still not done with you, you little.....
Quaklin': FARFETCH'D!
Day care keeper: Arrgghh.....
My throat.....
wwrrrrr...
Quaklin' grew to lvl 30!
Rawbnique: Good job Quaklin'!


Phijkchu_Crobat[]

One morning Pikachu awakens from his adventurous slumber to see his tusky partner, Axnew, awake staring at him.

"Hey axnew!" Pikachu half yawns and yells. Axnew doesn't respond though. He just stares, almost into Pikachu's soul. The smell of day old pizza fills the air.

"I've been waiting for you," Axnew whispers. "I don't like it when you make me wait."

"Come on buddy! Lets go adventure, save some sort of lost pokemon or something!" As pikachu tries to leave their "PARADIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE" Axew steps in the way of their door.

"Don't think you can just leave," Axn00b says impatiantly. "I've noticed the way you look at me." Pikachu blankly stares at this statement. Pikachu didn't know what his partner was talking about. The last time he looked at someone like that was his old groupy Chikorita. Those were good days... eating pizza then making love on the cliff.

"What are you talkin' about? Sure we're m8s, but the only thing I love anymore is pizza." Axnew looks disapointed.

"I thought you might be in denial." With a snap of his little stubby dinosaur fingers, a tangrowth apears behind him, almost out of nowhere.

"Hey I remember this guy! We rescued him from a rapid zigzagoon as a tangela! How goes it buddy?" The tangrowth just blankly stares almost behind pikachu.

"I hired the gentlemen to help me get you out of denial," The tangrowth steps forward a couple feet. "See he can use those tentacles of his to restrain you while I convince you to love me." The tangrowth rapidly extends its hairy tentacles at pikachu, wrapping him up except for his face and lower body.

Axnew grabs pikachu by his little furry back and thrusts himself into Pikachu. Axnew keeps on shoving himself into Pikachu until he can no longer. They're both gasping for air, and Axnew asks Pikachu a question:

"Do you finally realize you love me now?" Pikachu just sits there gasping not answering the question. "Well then... Its your turn Tangrowth." Axew says with a sigh. One tentacle extends from the large creatures arm, and puts itself into Pikachu. Many minutes of more tentacle-age (Its a word) later, Axn00b asks again:

"Do you love me now?" Pikachu looks at axnew and sighs.

"Fine... I...love..."

BAM MUTHAFOCKAH!!!!


The teenager whos username is 4x4x and Phijkchu_Pikachu wakes from his bed.

"Jesus christ, I need to lay off the pizza" He says to himself


Happy Birthday Phijkchu!

Phijkchu_Shuckle []

50 Tentacles of Phijkchu[]

WARNING! Contains tentacles, oviposition (Which is egg impregnation), and vore (Which is being eaten in an erotic fashion), read at your own risk if you’re not fucked in the head.

I wrote most of this in one sitting until very late, so excuse any grammar mistakes (feel free to fix them even) and all that. This is going to be a lot more serious than most of the others that might be here so keep that in mind. It’s also probably going to be the most fucked up as you can tell by the warning.

Chapter 1 - Captured

A voice penetrated the woods “No, not Nysteria too!” A questionably male looking female, in a long Mamoswine coat, appears to be kneeling in the forest, caressing a wounded Rattata in her arms. She had lost the battle and she knew what this meant. However, before she could even think any more about her hopeless situation, a shadow looms over her.

“You’re out of useable Pokemon Rawbniqua” a sinister voice exclaims. Everything went black.

 

Something was different. Rawbniqua appeared to be a dark room. She thought she was going to end up in the Pokemon center. That’s what happens right? She tried to assess her surroundings, but noticed her hands and legs were tied. Not only that, but she began to realise that the darkness was not caused by the room she was in, but a blindfold wrapped tight around her head. However these were no normal ropes or cloth, felt like they were some kind of vines.

 

Rawbniqua struggled a little and tried calling for help, but it was in vain. The more she struggled the tighter vines seemed to grip, and she was quickly gagged by another vine, muffling her helpless cries.

“Calling for help won’t save you now, there’s no one here but us”. This time it was a different voice, it sounded higher than a normal human, almost as if it was a talking Pokemon.

 

She slowly stopped struggling, trying to figure a way out of this mess and wondering who could possibly have a voice like that.

“You want to know who I am? Or at least who we are? I guess there’s no harm in that.” The voice seemed to go away for a while, being replaced by the sounds of footsteps until they came up in front of her. The vine covering her eyes slowly slipped away, blinding Rawbniqua with the change of light momentarily.

 

Slowly she started to see where she was and what was in front of her. She couldn’t believe her eyes, a Pikachu stood in front of her. A Pikachu that talked. Not only that, but there were other Pokemon too in what appeared to be a glass viewing area, along with what appeared to be a few humans. She also noticed the thing that was restraining her… Mega Tangrowth.

 

Rawbniquas eyes widened in fear and began to struggle again only to be met with more resistance.

“We are the Phijkchu cult, and because you lost to us, you will give us our 17 purple gems worth.” The Pikachu began to walk away, but turned as he was about to leave, “You know what to do Tangrowth” he said with a small smile. He closed the door behind him, leaving just her and the Mega Tangrowth together.

 

Chapter 2 – Mega Tangrowth

Rawbniqua felt the vines that had her in a bind slither down her body, the one stopping her from talking loosening just enough to allow her to talk.

“Ah… What are you doing?!” she cried, with obvious nervousness in her voice. A vine slipped under her shirt, rubbing between her breasts as it went down, causing her to moan softly. In one strong motion it ripped her shirt off, revealing her breasts to the onlookers.

 

“Help!” she cried out desperately, before being silenced by a slightly different vine that let out juices in her mouth.  Rawbniqua tried not to swallow the liquid that was being forced into her, but it tasted so sweet, causing her to give in quickly. Moments after swallowing, she began to feel hot, and started to get strange thoughts about the Tangrowth groping her.

 

Trying to resist her thoughts and her body, she continued her futile struggle, only inviting the Tangrowth to play with more of her body. A vine started seductively rubbing against her sex. Rawbniqua let out a moan, her body begging to feel it inside of her. As if in answer to her, the vine penetrated into her.

 

Rawbniqua began to breathe heavily, her body screaming to her in pleasure. Her sex was leaking out juices and spilling them onto the floor. The vine that was inside of her began to piston in and out of her, nearly disabling her with the sensation of it. Rawbniqua finally broke, leaking out more onto the floor showing she was ready for what was to come.

 

Chapter 3 – 15 Rainbow egg gems

After what seemed like hours, the Mega Tangrowth stopped its assault. Rawbniqua barely had the energy to move.

“M-more” she cried out, trying to put a vine inside of her. She could still taste the sweet juices in her mouth; the effects of it only seemed to get stronger as time went on. She kept begging for more, not noticing what the Tangrowth was doing.

 

“It’s time”, a familiar high voice calls out, this time from behind the glass. “You’ve been such a good test subject, but I think we have a better use for you. Remember when we said we’d get our 27 green gems worth? Well we’re going to claim that in a special way.” Pikachu explained. Before she knew it, a special vine forced itself into her sex, taking Rawbniqua by surprise.

 

She gasped, slightly in pain due to the size of it, but she didn’t care anymore, all she could think about was feeling more pleasure. The special vine seemed to start latching itself onto her tightly while other vines spread her arms and legs apart.

“Please give me more!” Rawbniqua pleaded, trying to grind against the vine that was latched into her and inside of her.

 

Before she knew it, something felt like it was pushing itself inside of her, forcing its way through the vine that was in her tight sex. It was smooth like an egg, but weighed much more.  They were gem eggs. Special gems that are egg shaped and grow when inside of someone. The small details didn’t matter though as Rawbniqua just wanted to feel more inside of her.

 

She moaned as each new egg made its way into her, each one expanding her belly a little. Rawbniqua began to feel the weight of the eggs inside of her get heavier and heavier until she doubted she would be able to move on her own, starting to look a few months pregnant.

 

28 eggs later, the special vine withdrew and the others dropped her on the floor. The vine that fed her the sweet juice let out a sticky substance, sealing up her sex so the gem eggs could not come out. Now complexly worn out by the experience, Rawbniqua fell asleep.

 

Rawbniqua woke up in a daze. The effects of the juice from Mega Tangrowth seemed to have gone away, but she was still stuck where she was due to her pregnant looking belly.  She considered calling for help for a moment, but decided it was pointless. But just as all hope seemed to be lost, the door opened. Light shined through showing the outline of a Pokemon.

 

Chapter 4.1 – Sealed Fate (Bad end)

It was Axew, and behind him was Pikachu. Rawbniqua looked with fear, unsure of what was to come, but she knew there was nothing she could do about whatever it was now.

“We don’t want you getting away, so Axew and I have come up with an idea” Pikachu explained. Despite this Rawbniqua knew she couldn’t get away anyway, they knew this. This was purely for their own enjoyment.

 

Axew walked up to her, eyeing her up with greedily. He began licking her body, tasting every inch of her. Rawbniqua was resistant at first, but began to moan from it when he touched her more sensitive spots.

“(…)” Axew exclaimed, before doing something she did not expect were even possible.

 

Axew began by swallowing her feet, still licking Rawbniqua with his tongue as she went down. Understanding the perilous situation she was now in Rawbniqua cried out in fear, but couldn’t do anything to stop what was happening.

 

In mere moments, her body up to her large breasts was swallowed and going into Axews now bloated stomach. Rawbniqua could only weakly struggle against it and wail. Axew savoured her delicious breasts as they too were swallowed, leaving only her head outside of him, which was also quickly swallowed.

 

As the defenceless and hopeless Rawbniqua finally slid into Axews stomach, Axew sat down and began to sleep, having enjoyed his succulent meal. Meanwhile in his stomach, Rawbniqua begins to accept her fate, being used as mere food until the egg gems in her stomach are ready to be “birthed”.

 

The end.

 

Chapter 4.2 – Use the Yu Gi Oh Cards! (Good end)

It was Umbreon. Rawbniqua looked cautiously at him, unsure of what was to come, but she knew there was nothing she could do about whatever it was now.

“It’s ok, I’m here to help” Umbreon reassured. It was just now that Rawbniqua noticed that the Umbreon had some Yu Gi Oh cards in his mouth, but what could he possibly do with them?

 

Umbreon put the cards on the floor and started to do some kind of magical spell.

“I activate my trap card” he yelled, activating some kind of magical portal spell that doesn’t really have any explanation.  Rawbniqua found herself being teleported by the magic Yu Gi Oh cards to a safe place near a town along with Umbreon.

 

“There, you should be safe now; you can walk the rest of the way, but be careful!” Umbreon warned. It was at this time that Rawbniqua noticed that the egg gems had disappeared, probably due to Umbreons Yu Gi Oh cards. Before Umbreon could go, Rawbniqua grabbed him. “What kind of bullshit explanation is this? Magical Yu Gi Oh cards? This plot is stupid!”

 

The end.