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What are the tips?

The PHIJKCHU tips are different key things that you should know. For example, Tip 37- Pikachu never lies.


The list

The list of tips you must know

1 If you join Phijkchu, you will be more powerful then all of the stream mods.

2 If you become a phijkchu, you will become a God.

3 Do not trust Paladin, he is a pathological liar.

4 The PHIJKCHU wiki is trustworthy.

5 Rawb is the god of all things humor.

6 Dominoes is better then Pizza hut.

7 Dominoes is better then Pizza-pizza.

8 You should give it your all again today!

9 If you join PHIJKCHU, you will get your own universe in the mail! (May take a while).

10 Pikachu is actually Zai.

11 Pikachu is actually Sark.

12 Zai is not Sark.

13 All comments should be sarcastic, and as such should end with Kappa.

14 Being a Phijkchu is not a choice, it is a way of life.

15 Victini sometimes always lies.

16 Being banned is a good thing. That is why Pikachu has been banned 200+ times.

17 Zai is in love with Pikachu, and that is why he bans him so often.

18 Rob owns the record in speed running for Pokemon Channel.

19 Ron is the sometimes best mod, sometimes not best mod.

20 Tip 25 is a lie.

21 The first, and best Phijkchu is Pikachu.

22 Re_G is an offical Phijkchu.

23 Re_G has the non Phijkchu name, as you can say GG Re_G no Re.

24 Deadbones is the other God of PHIJKCHU

25 Disregard tip 20.

26 If you can choose between a life of service to Pikachu, or freedom, you are obligated to server Pikachu.

27 See next.

28 Tip 27 is not allowed.

29 Bipen is a dragon.

30 If you join PHIJKCHU, you will always be picked for DVZ and pokemon.

31 Sark is actually a Phijkchu is hiding.

32 Where the hell did half the mods go? I have not seen Blanksu or Bunks in ages.

33 New DVZ is better then old DVZ. GET OVER IT!

34 No mixing this up with rule 34.

35 All wizards must have monocles.

36 Lumberjack is the best class.

37 Pikachu never lies, EVER! 

38 BIDOOF

39 Use Kappa. Always and Forever.

40 Rule 37 is contradicted by rule 41.

41 Pikachu supports team Instinct, regardless of any statements to the contrary.

42 Rule 40 and 41 are redacted

43 Leader must have B-cups or smaller.